Shaye-m on you…

So I went to Warped Tour on Sunday…ok you can stop laughing.  I went for 7 distinct reasons: NOFX, Bad Religion, Less Than Jake, Flogging Molly, Gallows, Alexis on Fire, and to make fun of everyone there.  Success on all accounts.

 

I present to you, the two shittiest bands atrocities I have ever come across in my entire life. 

1.  The Millionaires

What the fuck.  Not only do these maybe 18 year olds look like complete whores, but they sing whine about getting laid, and boozing the night away.  Mind you, the target audience is clearly the high school set, so way to go you sad pathetic excuse for entertainment.  Not only have you made me jealous of Helen Keller, but you’re corrupting the youth of America, who clearly don’t need any help in that department.  Kudos.

 

Oh side note: They got booed off the stage in CT, cause they LIP SYNCHED.  To reiterate: The had a backing track, when they don’t even sing.  Kevin Lyman should be ashamed of himself.

 

2. BrokenCYDE

There’s really not too much to say about these douchebags, except for the fact that they sound like a shitty LFO (yeah that’s right, I said shitty LFO) and look like dude-bros I’d see frequenting Murray Hill bars, right before they went back over their bridges and under their tunnels where they belong.  God save the music industry.

 

Saddest part about both of these videos:  There is a crowd actually enjoying the “music.”